1. I  have no life
2. Life I have is devoted to comic books
3. Comics are for geeks
4. Can't go to prom because of comic-con
5. Everyone thinks I am a dork
6. I think I am a dork
7. My self-esteem plummets after one little thing
8. I didn't make governor's school
9. Sherri did, even though I am 10 times better
10. Sister is a bitch
11. Low ambition
12. No girlfriend
13. I have a potatoe gun, but I have no place to use it
14. I spell as well as Dan Quayle
15. I copied the idea of making a list off of Ben
16. I am currently stuck in Radi's class
17. Next I am stuck in Minch's
18. I am 17 but look 12
19. I came BACK to Lakeview
20. I can't do my money making scheme with TITANIC
21. I had to see TITANIC
22. Now I get nothing out of TITANIC because(see # 10)
23. I am stuck in track
24. Can't bench enough to throw dick
25. I am in chorus
26. Chorus sucks big fat hairy balls
27. I am one of the best in chorus, but because of an anal system I didn't make districts
28. The college I want to go to (Kubert school of cartooning and graphic arts), I probably won't make
29. I have gas
30. I am now extremely embarrassed for saying that
31. Can't come up with one original piece of art work
32. My dad is a dirty Peruvian
33. My brothers are going to give me an ulcer because they are always sick
34. Actually made a rough draft of this shit list
35. My family is basically on welfare
36. My sister's friends(Hoochie, Diloppy, and Tank ass) basically lives with us
37. I have to live with my Grandma 
38. She names her farts
39. Her water smells like sewage
40. This upcoming report card is going to suck
41. I actually care if it does
42. Students think I am a joke
43. Teachers think I am a joke
44. Actually wrote back a note to Shane Kish
45. I am almost as fat as Masion
46. No lasting loyalty to or from anyone
47. Still live for cartoons
48. The only person who kept in touch with me when I moved was Tom George
49. Will probably amount to dick as an artist and draw characters on ,like, TUNA labels
50. Drink too much Mt.Dew 
51. It lowers my sperm count
52. That means I might as well cut off my dick
53. That is no big deal because no one will ever want to be with me
54. I will end up hiring prostitutes
55. But not decent ones        Cheap fat dirty whores who have STD's
56. Sad thing is that     I am mildly turned on by that
57. In log class I am stuck listening to Cristy's sex stories
58. My dad is Hispanic, but I am barely passing Spanish
59. I worship Sailor Moon
60. I have Sailor Moon pillow cases
61. Sailor Moon is for little girls
62. I get up at like 6:00 am on Saturdays just to watch cartoons
63. I take art lessons with fat pregnant ladies
64. I paint as bad as fat Masion
65. My nickname( JungleBunny) refers to me as " Hey nigga'"
66. People think I am gay
67. But not with normal people       no     with Cassada type people
68. I try to be funny to the extent that I am not
69. I saw a lady on the internet naked who looked like Jesse's mom
70. My lifetime goal:  Dethrone Bill "King Pervert" Stebler
71. Jesse will kill me after those last two
72. I live in Fredonia
73. Mrs.McCandless calls my family
74. My family loves Mrs.McCandless more than me
75. The nurses who watch my brothers are pains in my ass
76. My mom's fat bitch friend might be moving in with us
77. Got detention for taping the top of a desk
78. It took me two weeks to get it off, even with Jerab's help
79. In Spanish I conjugated the word gay because I didn't know the verb
80. The verb was on the back wall     so I looked stupid
81. I actually got a 'B' in log
82. I wasn't allowed back in log next year
83. I don't speak up for myself
84. When I do I shouldn't have
85. I had a cake job
86. I lost it because I started a water fight in the bar
87. I rubbed cheese on my chest to win SID
88. I am probably going to hell
89. I have no opinion of my own
90. Only opinion I have is life sucks     and that isn't my own
91. I pay out money for comic book movies in the theatres
92. And then even when I know they are going to suck, I get disappointed when they do
93. I stopped being funny at # 50
94. Once again I tried too hard ( # 68)
95. I ran out of stuff to say but I am still babbling
96. I deserve to be shot
97. My last girlfriend looked like a dog
98. If I said speak she would say,"FUCK OFF!"
99. That shows even dogs think I am a joke
100. I went out with someone last weekend, but I think I bored the hell out of her
101. I hate Lakeview
102. But I still prefer it to Sharon
103. Everything my Grandma cooks tastes like chicken
104. Even when she cooks hamburgers
105. I still live for cartoons
106. I had to copy one just to beat Michelle
107. She probably wrote more
108. That means I did that for nothing
109. It was a useless attempt to win at something
110. I am a loser
111. I will do absolutely dick about any of this
112. I am finally allowed back on the computer and my sister is hogging it
113. She talks on gay ass chats to gay ass people saying I take it up the ass
114. She is pregnant and blames some guy     and all I hear is that she is going to kill him 
115. She steals stuff out of my room 
116. She tries to mentally rape me
117. People just expect me to give them free M&M's  even if they are bastards to me
118. We placed shitty in the Olympics
119. Even Canada beat us
120. My JLA message board was canceled the week I was off of the computer
121. Everytime I try to do laundry   my sister's dirty underwear is in the washer
122. I tried my hardest to make this enjoyable, but Ben's is 10 times funnier
123. It is impossible to find AZTEC #10    (if you have it tell Michelle to tell me)
124. No matter how hard you try someone is always better
125. My car smells       
126. I think some sentient being is growing within it
127. It is probably going to bring the end of the world
128. Then I can get blamed for that too
129. If you are reading this you probably think I am a loser
130. Mr.May won't let Oddi and me sit together at study hall
131. Seņora thinks I am the son of Satan
132. Radi thinks J.McCurdy,Smeltzer, and I are drinking buddies
133.  AIDS is going to obliterate the world
134. So have lots of unprotected sex, because in the end it won't matter
135. I just missed Wonder Years typing this
136. Sailor Moon isn't on USA anymore
137. Dragon Ball Z is in re-runs
138. The bible is starting to come true
139. That means we are fucked
140. I will still be in college by the time the world ends
141. El niņo is wrecking havoc the world over
142. It no longer is considered a reasonable excuse as to why your homework isn't done
143. Leake prefers talking to Mazon over me in home room
144. Do you blame him?
145. I have to go to my grandma's tomorrow 
146. Maybe Bob, John, and little Suzie will make an appearance (the farts)
147. Once I accidentally barged into a bathroom stall, and in there I saw the biggest, fattest, hairiest, dirtiest man in nothing but his underwear looking into the toilet like what was there was a masterpiece
148. I am stuck in a study hall with Mrs.Dennis
149. I can actually see her hair falling out
150. I am so sore    my hair hurts like a bitch
151. I type extremely slow
152. I used to worship Power Rangers
153. The only reason I don't now is because they have gayer characters more now than ever
154. I know were Jason Ghering lives
155. I am stuck listening to Paul in Radi's class
156. Like listening to one moron in that class isn't enough
157. I am thirsty as hell, but Mrs.Dennis won't let me get a drink
158. If Mrs.Dennis is pregnant then that means she …EWWWWWWW!
159. I sent Mr.Reynolds the valentines and no one will ever know      opps!
160. I know all of the words to "How Do I Live" by Lee Ann Rhimes
161. I like pizza, but then, well see #29
162. I can't read!
163. No     I lied
164. I am a bad liar
165. Now all of you hate me for lying
166. I put myself down a lot
167. Two of my friends at Sharon turned out to be gay
168. And I thought they were just being friendly to me
169. Seņora ate my lunch
170. I have a picture of Bob Ross in my wallet
171. My teeth are crooked
172. At track I feel like the female genitalia
173. I can't even do the wheel barrel race      
174. You all stopped reading this at like #69
175. There is no point in writing more
176. Just stop and read Ben's
177. DO IT!
178. Fine    don't listen to me
179. I don't care      you all suck anyway
180. Go give Ploski his medicine and leave me the fuck alone


In closing, I have found life blows and my ideology of "screw it",
 is now "screw me".  Life is like a bad movie, and I am like Chris
 Farley.  Sure, everyone thinks you are a cute teddy bear who will
 do anything for a laugh, but then you O.D. on a ham and cheese
 sandwich.  Boo hoo.  Everyone mourns for like 20 mins and then it
 is forgotten about.  So basically, from now on, if you see me FUCK
 OFF because my life sucks.  And if you think it doesn't because you
 are like I was trying to make everyone happy, well WHOPP-DE-DO!  You
 get a prize!  GO TO HELL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT GET $200!
  
Oh    and have a nice day! 
Dedicated to: Who else?   The one, the only, SAILOR MOON!  ^_^    @---}-------

After reading this more ppl realize what a dork I am